"You have reached the Callblocker and not an answering machine. All commercial sales calls and fundraising requests are not accepted, place this number on your do not call list. Personal and invited callers press 5 on your touch tone phone to proceed."
"The number you have reached does not accept any kind of unsolicited sales calls or fundraising requests by telephone. Now, all personal and invited private callers - please press 5 on your touch tone phone. Thank you."
"Hello, you have reached our Callblocker. Be aware that we do not accept any sales calls or fundraising solicitations. Make all requests by mail only. Now, personal, private and invited callers please press 5 on your touch tone phone. Thankyou."
"Hello, before our phone rings, please note that we don't want to be interrupted by any sales or fundraising calls. Mail these requests only. Now, friends and other invited callers - please press 5 on your touch tone phone."
"Hi there, you've reached our Callblocker. Please, make no sales call or fundraising requests by telephone. Use the mail. Regular callers can now press 5."
"Hello, we are having dinner and our Callblocker does not accept telemarketing calls in the evening. Now, friends and other invited callers please press 5 on your phone."
Light Hearted Themes:
"Attention all telemarketers and fundraisers! Don't call... We hang up. Use the mail. Our phone will now ring to personal and invited callers who press 5 on their telephone. Thank you."
"Hi, unless insurance pays for it, we don’t give money or buy anything over the telephone. Period. Friends and private callers - please now press 5 on your telephone."
"Hello, you have reached our CallBlocker and not an answering machine... Sales callers and fundraisers - don't waste your time and money, hang up now! Our telephone will only ring when personal and invited callers press 5 on their telephone."